Univeristy of Oregon running back, Lagarrette Blount, sucker punched Byron Hout last week to open the college football season. Nice right, Lagarrette.
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September 08, 2009
August 19, 2009
She's a Man, Baby! Runner to be Tested for Man Parts
Okay, I'm not a chick -- at least I don't think so -- but I'm guessing one of the most offensive things that could happen to a chick is if someone thought you were a man. And then further pushed the matter by requiring tests to prove you are a female. Well, that has happened to an 18-year-old track star.
Via the National Ledger:
The IAFF wants [a gender test] for track star Caster Semenya. The blazing South African teenager was reported as a potential disqualification from the 800m final in Berlin but despite the gender question, easily won the 800-meter gold medal Wednesday at the world track and field championships.
According to the Associated Press, while the tests are conducted and the sex is determined, "Although medals will be awarded for the 800, the race remains under a cloud until the investigation is closed."
Luckily, she's a teenager and that's a time when kid's are full of confidence, so I'm sure she'll get over this easily. However, I can see why the race officials are suspicious, though. Here last name is "Semen, Ya!" That's a dead giveaway.
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July 31, 2009
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July 01, 2009
May 04, 2009
May 02, 2009
Mine That Bird Not Derby's Big Winner
The real story of today's Kentucky Derby is the landslide victory Flying Private won before the race was won. What the hell are you guys chattering about, you ask? Heard the expression "piss like a racehorse?" Well, we were on the scene and witnessed the whizzing contest the four-legged wankers had before they went to the gate and let's just say, Flying Private's private parts unleashed about seven gallons in a mere twenty seconds. Here's how they finished:
1. Flying Private, 2. Mr. Hot Stuff, 3. Friesan Fire, 4. Mine That Bird, 5. Musket Man, 6. (tie) Advice, 6. (tie) Desert Party, 8. West Side Bernie, 9. Pioneer of the Nile, 10. Papa Clem, 11. Chocolate Candy, 12. Atomic Rain, 13. Summer Bird, 14. Dunkirk, 15. General Quarters, 16. Join in the Dance, 17. Regal Ransom, 18. Nowhere to Hide, 19. Hold Me Back.
I Want Revenge was scratched from this, too. For those with money on Flying Private, bloody nice work. And West Side Bernie, we want our five pounds back.
March 13, 2009
October 01, 2008
September 29, 2008
September 15, 2008
NY Jets Unable To Beat Pats, Sans Brady
As you all know Snake and Fizz are tight with our mate, Brett Farv (Farf? Farve? Fa-v-r-e? That's how he spells it...really?). So we were shocked Sunday, when he and the Jets were not able to beat the Patriots, sans Brady. For the scoop on the game, check out Fox Sports.
Opportunity sat tantalizingly before the New York Jets Sunday — like a hanging curveball headed for the fat of the bat. Yet, they swung and missed.
Below is a video of the game highlights. Don't worry fans, Snake and Fizz took our mate, Brett, out for a pint or 12 afterwards to help quell the pain and it's like we told him, "life is short...OUR penises are not!" We assured our green and white amigo, he'll bounce back next week.
September 08, 2008
Serena Williams Wins US Open and S&F Groupie Of The Week!
Open Wide!
...Sorry fans that's the only suggestive pun Snake and Fizz could muster after a weekend of maximum S,D and RnR. Snake and Fizz love them sporty birds and congratulate Serena Williams for her outstanding achievement of being S&F's Groupie Of The Week (Oh yeah, and winning her 3rd US Open). Anyone get the feeling that a night of shagging with Serena would call for extended hospitalization? That's why we love her! Here's the story from Fox Sports.
Displaying the talent and tenacity that helped her dominate tennis earlier in the decade, Williams outlasted Jelena Jankovic 6-4, 7-5 Sunday night in a thrill-a-minute match chock full of marvelous strokes and momentum swings to win her third U.S. Open championship and ninth Grand Slam title.
Check out Serena's HOT PIX after the jump!
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August 27, 2008
The Real Basketball Diaries
Spelling was never his thang...
Athletics may not be our specialty, but we appreciate a little competition now and then. And we've certainly rubbed elbows with some of the sports world's lamest biggest stars over the years. One of those stars also became a music man after he stopped playing -- we're speaking about Wayman Tisdale, of course.
Unfortunately, Tisdale will now be driven around town by this guy. Here's the scoop from FOX Sports:
Former NBA player Wayman Tisdale had part of his right leg amputated Monday because of bone cancer.Tisdale, 44, revealed on his Web site that the surgery was scheduled for Monday. His wife, Regina, told The Associated Press on Tuesday night the surgery had taken place as planned.
"Everything went well," she said.
Tisdale, a 6-foot-9 Tulsa native who played for Oklahoma before spending 12 seasons in the NBA with the Indiana Pacers, Sacramento Kings and Phoenix Suns, first learned he had cancerous cyst below his right knee after he broke his leg in a fall at his home in Los Angeles on Feb. 8, 2007.
Tisdale, now an award-winning jazz musician, under went treatment and later had knee replacement surgery and resumed touring. Tisdale was still undergoing chemotherapy when he told the AP in June that "I feel better than ever. I'm excited. I've got a whole new look on life. I look at life on a whole 'nother radar."
Tisdale told the AP that his latest album, "Rebound," was inspired by his ongoing fight against the cancer.
On his Web site, Tisdale said removing a portion of the leg would be the best way to ensure that the cancer would not return.
This caps off a tough half-week for the NBA. Tisdale had his leg sawed off, Kevin Duckworth croaked, and none of the Indiana Pacers got arrested.
Where is the world we used to know?
August 17, 2008
August 13, 2008
Curious George Wins Gold
Once during a 6 hour stint in rehab, a young nurse read Curious George to Snake and Fizz (before we allegedly "kidnapped" her for a 4-day bender in Vegas). And while watching the Olympics this week, we were surprised to see our favorite book character person...monkey, on the podium winning his fifth gold medal. For your viewing pleasure, we've included two pictures of the superstar Olympian after the jump.
China Snatches Gold, U.S. Snatches Silver
China's snatches -- China snatches, rather -- the gold from the U.S. Women's Gymnastics team. In the spirit of keeping our fans abreast of foreign affairs, check out the whole gymnastics thing on MSN...
The competition Wednesday was - and forever likely will be - shadowed by allegations that three of the girls on the Chinese team are under-age, allegations the Chinese have denied. The three: He Kexin, Jiang Yuyuan and Yang Yilin. Passports provided to international gymnastics officials indicate the three satisfy the rules - that each has at least turned 16 in the Olympic year. The New York Times and Associated Press recently reported, however, that other documents suggest each could be younger.
We hosted an all-night party with the Chinese "Women's" team last night and ended up being quoted by the Beijing newspapers as saying, "They look 16 to us, too!" Our lawyers have informed us that is totally legal in the Orient. Well, actually, he called about something and we got disconnected after he said hello.
