(By Snake & Fizz contributor, Jerry Lucio.)
I know we have seen these Jesus and Mary shapes before, but when will it stop! Here's my question: if I find a flaming hot Cheetos Satan-looking Cheeto, what does that mean? Is the devil sending me a sign? Should I avoid Hot Cheetos even though they are so damn good? Cheesus, please tell me what should I do when Flaming Hot Cheesifer tries to recruit me!
In related news, some dude found Elvis hiding in a bag of Doritos.