Just Damn Funny
January 29, 2010
September 09, 2009
Fire in the Hole
Submitted by Snake & Fizz contributor, Jerry Lucio.
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August 31, 2009
August 04, 2009
Take It All!
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August 03, 2009
July 21, 2009
Hot Golfer Chick
We'd like to give her a 'Hole In One'...or should I say, 'One In The Hole.'
What would Bill Murray say?
July 20, 2009
July 16, 2009
July 15, 2009
July 08, 2009
July 03, 2009
Future Crack Whore?
This sort of sick exploitation of a child whore sickens us. Seriously, this is someone's whore daughter! Have you no shame?
July 01, 2009
June 19, 2009
June 13, 2009
Wannabe Stripper Accidents
This is what we call Marriage Material.
May 27, 2009
The Five Hottest Animated News Reporters of All Time
By Snake & Fizz contributor, Randy Walker.
Let’s face it, these days the news on TV is pretty bleak. The only thing that can make it tolerable is if a hottie in a v-neck is giving it to you (the news, we mean). Another thing that never fails to cheer us up is a good old piece of ass animation. When you mix these two great things together you’re guaranteed a fun, arousing time. Which is why we have complied: The Five Hottest Animated News Reporters of All Time.
5. Trisha Takanawa, from "Family Guy"
Asian reporter, Trisha Takanawa, can make even the most exciting story seem mundane with her deadpan delivery. But damn if we don’t find ourselves wanting to get a full view of her quahog. Bonus fact: she slept with Quagmire for the sake of a news story, and if that walking sexually transmitted disease could hit it...then you probably can, too!
4. Diane Simmons, from "Family Guy"
While Diane is technically an anchorwoman, she has an ample animated bosom, so we’re willing to make an exception in her case. Diane’s on-air talents include putting down minorities, exposing her nipples, and being spanked by her mustachioed co-anchor Tom Tucker. Yeah, the lady’s alright.
3. Nancy Gribble, from "King of the Hill"
If Hank Hill is the King of the Hill than Nancy is the Queen of husband-cheating, Native American-loving, mediocre weather reporting hotties. Thanks to Nancy and her feminine charm, the male population of Arlen has learned to love vague and muddled reports on the weather. Nancy has been known to show love to both the strong athletic type and the paranoid delusional type. So if you want her attention either pick up a dumbbell or start a Ron Paul blog, ok shug?
2. April O’Neil, from "Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles"
I don’t really have to give April an introduction, do I? I mean this is the girl that gave an entire male generation their first Saturday morning boner. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would have been awesome with or without April, but her presence on the show gave us all hope that when we grew up to be ninja turtles, there would be a hot news reporter in a yellow jumpsuit who would like nothing more than to do “news reports” on us. And when we say news reports, we really mean BJs.
1. Joan Rivers, from E! and other stuff
Admit it, you thought she was a real person, didn’t you? Don’t beat yourself up, it’s a common mistake. The truth is she’s made of recycled Tupperware plastic and old discarded rubber. Regardless, there is no arguing the fact that this animated red carpet reporter is absurdly hot. No wonder she has never been the butt of anyone’s jokes. Let’s hope the next hundred years will be as kind to her tight, lively body as the last hundred years.
May 26, 2009
December 28, 2008
Happy Holidays, From Snake & Fizz
Unfortunately, this puppy took his own life shortly after this photo was taken.
December 12, 2008
