Snake & Fizz: Rock Star Diaries

Rock The Weekend!

It's Friday and Snake, Fizz, & Posse are preparing to bring some metal to town. We expect to see all our groupies out there.

Except maybe this bloke:

Bret Michaels Gets a Second Helping of Love

"Rock of Love 2" ended this weekend with rock god Bret Michaels choosing his true love (again). Our pal chose Ambre and told Daisy that her tour had ended. However, there is scandal brewin', as rumors are floating around that Bret is actually dating Kristi Jo -- who already got booted from the show. Let's face it: none of these harlots deserve to wear Bret's boa, but it's the rock star life. We're well aware.

To get a better grasp on the scandal, this chick tries to explain it all from the confines of her studio apartment with her mentally-handicapped roommate manning the camera. If only Katie Couric had a refrigerator as her backdrop, her CBS ratings wouldn't be in the pisser.