Snake & Fizz: Rock Star Diaries

It's Official: We're Never Eating Cake Again

(Snake and Fizz are rockstars and the twisted wankers behind this site. Follow them on Twitter.)

Yes, Son, We Understand

Hot Chicks Making Out...Need We Say More?

Snake and Fizz give these birds two bones up! Their families must be proud.

Dirty Turkey Video

Have a dirty Thanksgiving, Pilgrims!

Random Wiener-Eating Picture of the Day

Noisy Sex Gets Wankers Angry

Some people get in a twist because rockstars can't control the power they have. MSN has the latest example:

LONDON - A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday.

A court barred Adam Hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of the apartment of his 29-year-old girlfriend, Kerry Norris, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said.

Residents of Norris' publicly owned home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities, Taggart said.

Neighbors also complained about Norris sunbathing naked in her yard, and were upset that a 6-year-old child in the building had been "subjected to the sort of obscenities you wouldn't want a 6-year-old to hear," the spokesman said.

Snake and Fizz will just have to use the fire escape from now on. Put on some earmuffs, Laddie, Daddy's clocking in!

Flintstone Flute Joke

Sometimes, willy jokes from animated characters is what does it for us. This comes courtesy of our friends at HolyTaco:

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No Kiss For Madonna & Britney

So maybe Britney Spears won't be joining Madonna on tour afterall.

The pop superstar had reportedly asked Spears to join her on her Sticky + Sweet tour earlier this month in a bid to help the troubled star resurrect her own singing career.

But while Spears will appear with Madonna in a short video that will be broadcast on big screens during the show, she will not be taking to the stage with the Material Girl hitmaker, reports the New York Daily News.

The tour is set to kick off on 23 August in Wales.

First of all, Wales blows. Second, this is only disappointing because we won't get more of this: