Snake & Fizz: Rock Star Diaries

Trailer: Shasha Baron Cohen's "The Dictator"

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Natalie Portman is Hot...But Cries Too Much

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Bikini Girl Needs a Pat-Down

"Uhhhhh, we're still gonna' need to frisk you. Can't have another 9/11 on our hands...right?"

 

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"Between Two Ferns" With Natalie Portman

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Groupie of the Week: Katy Perry

Yes, she is engaged to Russell Brand who played a fake rock star in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But for now, she's Groupie of the Week for these real rock stars.

Crusty Old Vaginas (aka, the Hosts on "The View") Disagree on Mel Gibson Being Crazy

This is really harshing our buzz, but the old chicks on "The View" are bitching about Mel Gibson. So says LifelineLive:

View co-hosts Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg are in separate corners when it comes to Mel Gibson.

Yesterday on the show, Whoopi defended Mel, saying, "I know Mel, and I know he's not a racist," Goldberg said. "He may be a bonehead. I can't sit and say that he's a racist, having spent time with him in my house with my kids.

And now, Joy Behar tells The Insider that Mel would not be welcome on the show, especially if Barbara Walters is there. "Barbara would not allow him on the show," Joy says. "Barbara's Jewish, he's an anti-Semite, he's a racist ... so he's done."

More importantly...who gives a shit?

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Erin Andrews is Not Naked on "Dancing with the Stars"

The above vid is the "Dancing with the Stars" pre-stuff video with Erin Andrews and some dancer dude. We were excited to hear Erin was on the new season of a show we've never watched, but apparently, she won't be wearing nothing -- as is her norm -- while she shakes her money-maker for all of America.

But certainly Pamela Anderson would be in her birthday suit, right? Apparently not. This show is going to suck, so avoid it and stick to reruns of "Malcolm in the Middle".

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Naked Chick Talks About Being Green

Snake and Fizz are down with the green shit, and so are the rest of us at this site. But we are especially down with being green when there is a hot chick from AngryGreenGirl telling us about green things while she gets naked. We have no idea what she just said, but we're on board. Fo' sho'.

Not to be outdone, Snake and Fizz recently filmed their own green message about trees. Because the things with limbs and leaves are apparently part of the greenness that's all the rage.

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March Madness: Hot Chicks Shooting Hoops

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Tiger Woods Likely Has an STD

As if sleeping with 65% of the female population in the Western Hemisphere wasn't enough, Tiger Woods was also hooking up with porn star Joslyn James -- according to her -- and even slipped a couple past the goalie. Here's a snippet via MSN about the three year affair:

Tiger Woods allegedly impregnated his porn star mistress twice, both times when his wife was also pregnant, according to an interview with the woman set to air Monday.

Joslyn James said her lengthy and steamy affair with Tiger Woods always involved unprotected sex.

Using protection "was never talked about," the actress told U.S. television show "Inside Edition."

"It was never protected."

James, 32, who carried on an affair with Woods from 2006 to 2009, said she miscarried in her first pregnancy at about the same time his wife, Elin Nordegren, gave birth to daughter Sam Alexis on June 18, 2007.

Now how can Elin Nordegren not suck it up and give Tiger another chance? He only made 67,000 a couple of mistakes. Don't break up your family, Elin. It does seem to be all the rage for women to make claims against the golfer these days, true or not. In fact, this chick just stepped forward with some lurid details of their nights together.

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R.I.P.: Brittany Murphy

Snake and Fizz were saddened to hear about the death of our groupie Brittany Murphy this weekend. Here's a look back at some of our favorite shots of her. Rest in peace, Kiddo.

More hotness after the jump...

Groupie of the Week: January Jones (SNL Fail Aside)

Despite her yawn-inducing performance on last night's "Saturday Night Live", January Jones is still hot. And since we could care less about talent, she becomes our Groupie of the Week.

More January after the jump.

Molly Sims, Actress...Not Just a Bikini Girl

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And Now...Number 400

Yes, Groupies and Gents, this is our 400th post on this web page computer thingy. And to commemorate this milestone, football stadiums around the world -- soccer stadiums to you Yanks -- took time out to honor us before their games.

 

All hail, the inventor of the rain machine.

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Groupie of the Week: Soleil Moon Frye

Soleil Moon Frye first burst onto the scene as the spunky, Punky Brewster -- but we finally knew it was meant to be when we sat behind her during The Insider in 1999 (insider?...hardly knew her!). Regardless, she's this week's hot stuff. Drink it up.

S&F's Hottie Of The Week: Taylor Swift

S&F tip our boas to Taylor who demonstrated class and composure during King Kong Wanker, Kanye West's absurd outburst at the V.M.A.'s on Sunday.

Groupie of the Week: Gina Carano

We know she got her ass kicked by a she-dude in this weekend's Strikeforce event, but that doesn't make her less hot. We love us some Gina. Drink it up.

More Carano hotness after the jump.

A Collection of Girls in Thongs

There's something about when a girl puts on a thong that makes her want to show it off. And we, good sirs, are the benefactors of that 'thong-showing force'. To get the weekend started off right, here's a collection of girls in the aforementioned thongs.

 

More thongness after the jump.

Lauren Benoit's Sexy Bikini Video

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What Was She Thinking?

That hat doesn't go with those boots.

 

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