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Denise Richards' Funbags!

Denise Richards' Funbags from Denise Richards

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models 2009

In a word...HOT!

It's a Girl-on-Girl World

Our pals at Holy Taco has a gallery running today celebrating chicks gettin' it on. It is required viewing for every human being. And so is this video:
 

Naked! Leonardo DiCaprio's Girlfriend, Bar Refaeli

Yep, that's our pal Leonardo DiCaprio's gal, Bar Refaeli. She's apparently just stripping naked and galavanting about on the sofa to promote an art exhibition in Israel -- her native land.

Don't mind us, we'll be in the corner dumping ice cold brew down our knickers.

S&F's Top 5 Groupies Of The Week

What is it like to be a Rockstar? Just check out S&F's Top 5 Groupies Of The Week:

#5. Ariadne Artiles

 

She's so hot, the sun decided to revolve around her!

 #4. The Trixie Twins  

2 hotties for the price (literally) of 1.

 #3. Noelle Joy

   

Take it from us, one night with her and you'll know "Joy" is NOT false advertising!  

More after the HUMP...

Show Us Your Stinky Pinky!

 

Show us your pinky!

Bad Economy? Drop Your Knickers!

The best thing to come out of the US's failing economy can be found here. Every dark cloud has a sliver thong, Gents.

Happy Birthday, Scarlett Johansson!

Our lovely groupie, Scarlett Johansson, turns twenty-whore today. Have a roll in the hay in her honor!

Hot Girl Gives BJ in a Car!

Every bloke's fantasy -- a hot bird doing the Linda Lovelace in the front seat. A very talented dame!  
Speaking of things that are dangerous to do while driving, here's our PSA on Drinking and Driving...

Dame's Gone Wild: Sexy Halloween Videos

"It's the most wonderful time of the year!" If you like your birds scantily clad in the naughtiest and skimpiest of costumes, then Mates, your gonna' love these videos!

Groupie Of The Week: Bridget The Midget

Here's a hot interview with adult film star, Bridget (aka: Bridget The Midget), after working with Snake and Fizz on their celebrated erotica sensation, "Little Groupie Takes It In The Poopie".

Here's what we had to say on the matter in our interview with EJ Nix:

Groupie(s) of the Week: Moms With Twins Edition

The King's daughter has large twins -- well, larger than the average weight for newborn twins. MSN has the scoop:

Lisa Marie gave birth by C-section at 2:46pm. The babies weighed 5 pounds, 15 ounces and 5 pounds, 2 ounces. The newborns and mom are happy and healthy and resting at home.

Not that we're claiming Lisa Marie Presley looks anything other than her pop in drag, but we'd be remiss not to take this opportunity to flash some pics of other celebs -- and hot ones, at that -- who pushed twins out of their canals. Enjoy.

Angelina Jolie

Jane Seymour

More twins after the jump.

2 Hot Chicks Making Out!

Two really hot birds making out. Need we say more?

Groupie of the Week: Penelope Cruz

Some parrots speak better English than our dame, Penelope, but who cares? She'll always be one of our favorite groupies. Enjoy, Fellas.

More goodness after the jump.

S&F's Top 10 Naughtiest Halloween Costumes

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right mates, it's that time of the year, when women across the country whore it up for the holidays. So here's S&F's Top 10 Naughtiest Halloween Costumes:

10. Does Cowgirl need a ride?

9. French Maid...Need we say more?

8. ARRRR! You'll Have a boner says I!

More after the hump ...uh, jump.

Chick Rides Bike Naked...For Peace

Give piece a chance.

Naked cyclist turns heads in Portland

S&F Protest Brothel Laws Banning Sorority Houses

Don't worry fans, Snake and Fizz assume their cicvic duty and are up in arms with any community that would inhibit the maturation process of these fine upstanding young women.

There was some kind of a story here, but let's be honest, we don't really need an excuse to show a bunch of hot sorority chicks. Regardless, here's some gibberish from MSN.

Some communities do have zoning regulations that prohibit more than a certain number of unrelated people from sharing a residence, but they have nothing to do with brothels, which are identified by their function, not by the number of people residing within. Furthermore, student housing such as fraternity and sorority houses are generally exempt from such restrictions.

"Upon Every Kappa house there is a shiny key...

...and upon every Kappa girl is a dirty ROCKSTAR like me." (Lyrics from "Sorority Girl Shake", by Snake and Fizz of Golden Shower)

Megan Fox Likes the Ladies

Sometimes a gift from Heaven is given to us. This story about Megan Fox is one such gift. From MSN:

The candid 22-year-old "Transformers" star, who's currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green, opened up to GQ about her love life, telling the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper. Fox, who appears on the October cover in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," said Fox. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."

Fox said Nikita would do "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads." The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

Fox's publicist, Dominique Appel, confirmed the contents of the GQ report Monday.

Despite the brief relationship with a woman, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," said Fox. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

FYI, that's not a mountain ox we're strangling.

Smoking Hot European Underwear Ad

Nothing like a smoking hot chick in a European underwear commercial...

Britney Spears Might Join Us at The VMA's Afterall!

So they said she wasn't going to be at the VMA's on Sunday (and the rockin' penthouse party we're throwing), but if she's not going, what's she rehearsing for in this new video?

Via Perez Hilton:

Video: Britney's Back!

Speaking of videos, Brit, we still have that copy of our "home movie" we made with you last year. What a great performance you had.