Snake and Fizz were saddened to hear about the death of our groupie Brittany Murphy this weekend. Here's a look back at some of our favorite shots of her. Rest in peace, Kiddo.
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December 22, 2009
December 06, 2009
November 15, 2009
Groupie of the Week: January Jones (SNL Fail Aside)
Despite her yawn-inducing performance on last night's "Saturday Night Live", January Jones is still hot. And since we could care less about talent, she becomes our Groupie of the Week.
More January after the jump.
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November 05, 2009
August 25, 2009
Seatbelt Safety with Rihanna & Chris Brown
TMZ has obtained the police report for the Chris Brown vs. Rihanna boxing match. Here's some of the scoop:
"The victim said she became enraged and slammed both of her fists against the dashboard on the passenger side of the car they were in. She reported that the defendant then pulled the vehicle over and reached over her with his right hand. He opened the car door and tried to force the victim out."
According to the report, Brown was unable to shove Rihanna out of the car because she was wearing a seatbelt.
The report continues, "When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the car. "
"The victim then faced the defendant and he punched her i the left eye with his right hand. He then continued driving."
"As he drove, he continued to punch the victim in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand."
Rihanna told cops the "assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the inside of the car."
According to the report, Brown was unable to shove Rihanna out of the car because she was wearing a seatbelt.
The report continues, "When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the car. "
"The victim then faced the defendant and he punched her i the left eye with his right hand. He then continued driving."
"As he drove, he continued to punch the victim in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand."
Rihanna told cops the "assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the inside of the car."
The most important thing out of this story is that Rihanna was wearing her seatbelt. See, Kids, even if someone is repeatedly beating you in the face, a seatbelt can keep you from falling out of the car.
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August 12, 2009
Top 5 Worst Celebrity Beards
5. Al Gore
Al, your beard might be hazardous to the environment.
4. Brad Pitt
Brad, unless you're doing a Grizzly Adams remake, shave that thing before rats start nesting in there.
3. Shia LaBeouf
Shia, you got a couple more years, Kiddo, before you're grown up. Shave that peach fuzz. Teen Beat misses you!
August 11, 2009
Miley Cyrus Grinds a Pole at Teen Choice Awards
Controversy is abrewin' over Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanta's pole dancing during her performance at the Teen Choice Awards last night. Even the owner of Scores -- the famous strip joint in NYC -- has weighed in with his worthless opinion.
“While Miley did show off some skills, we at SCORES cannot encourage this kind of behavior for women under the legal age. If she’d like to come try out in a couple of years, our door’s open!”
Yes, she's still only sixteen. Althought that doesn't explain the retarded accent. Video of the so-called pole dancing is below and there are more picture of the crap fest after the jump. And that's correct, that is an ice cream cart she is standing on.
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July 17, 2009
July 05, 2009
Jon & Kate Together for July 4th, No Bikini for Kate
Eight...count 'em, eight kids come from this.
Snake and Fizz's soon-to-be groupie, Kate Gosselin, wasn't snapped in a bikini yesterday, but she was snapped with her 37 kids as they celebrated July 4th. Via People:
Although divorce papers have been filed, Jon and Kate Gosselin have made good on their pledge to focus on their children, reuniting for a July 4 picnic with their eight kids. At their home in Wernersville, Pa., the family played volleyball and picked blueberries for a cake that Kate was baking, while Jon was seen lighting up a sparkler. The event had been planned, as the stars of TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8 agreed weeks ago to set aside their differences for the holiday. "Jon pointed to the July 4 holiday and said, 'What are we going to do about that?'" Kate told PEOPLE in a recent cover story. "I absolutely cannot imagine not spending every single holiday with my kids. I don't care what it takes. I will be there."
"The Jon & Kate Plus Eight" star's future ex-husband then said something boring and wore some stupid shorts.
July 02, 2009
June 29, 2009
June 28, 2009
"The Little Rascals": Where Are They Now?
By Snake and Fizz contributor Isaac G.
So, you’re sitting on the shitter eating some Toaster Strudles, and you’re thinking, “what the hell happened to that adorable bunch of kids from that awesome 90’s movie?” Well, wonder no more, my friends, because we got the scoop. And let’s just say that being a child star isn’t always what it is cracked up to be. Just ask Macaulay Culkin. Here is an update:
Buckwheat, before and after:
Yes, it's true. Shortly after leaving the set of America’s most lovable little vagabonds, Buckwheat went straight to the rock. But despite some setbacks, Buckwheat hasn’t abandoned his love for the arts. You can currently catch him performing street theater in Venice were he will be reprising his role as “Passed Out and Shitfaced On The Sidewalk.” He even changed his signature catch-phrase to: “O-tay! My spaceship broke and I need some spare parts.”
Darla, before and after:
It’s no surprise that Darla turned into a boozing slut-train. Sources close to the set say that she would dish out hug-jobs left and right. Even Froggy (the awkward ginger with the raspy voice) said: “Yeah. I held hands with her once, but she wasn’t that good, so I hit and quit it. But that’s what I do, I’m a hustler.” You can currently catch Darla hanging out at Wal-Mart around 2 AM.
Alfalfa, before and after:
I bet you thought that the kid with the dong on his head was destined for great things. Turns out that being a star in a hit family film doesn’t qualify you for jack. Alfalfa abandoned the glitz of Hollywood after getting rejected for a role as an extra in Braveheart 2. He currently attends Sepulveda Online University where he is working on his master’s degree in cardboard street marketing.
June 23, 2009
October 20, 2008
Link To Nude Celebs
Treat yourself today: Click here (unfortunately, no nude pics of Snake and Fizz).
October 14, 2008
October 08, 2008
Queen Latifah and the Gay Rumor
Sure, it's the trendy thing to be a lesbian. Just check out the Rosie O'Donnell video below for proof. And now MSN has the scoop on Queen Latifah's pending gayness:
Queen Latifah says she doesn't discuss her private life or her sexuality. "I don't feel like I need to share my personal life, and I don't care if people think I'm gay or not."
When asked about the rumors of a supposed romance with her personal trainer, Queen responded, "I don't have a problem discussing the topic of somebody being gay, but I do have a problem discussing my personal life. You don't get that part of me. Sorry. We're not discussing it in our meetings." The singer-actress currently stars in "The Secret Life of Bees" which hits theaters October 17.
We partied with the large African-American dame a few years ago. Definitely not a carpet muncher. Trust us.
And now, the Rosie vid...
October 07, 2008
October 06, 2008
S&F Vote For Lance Bass On "Dancing With The Stars"
Even Ultra-Mega-Mondo-Hyper-Super Rock Stars like Snake and Fizz are fans of other musicians. What you may not have guessed is that Lance Bass of NSYNC is one of them. So we give a shout out and 'Rock The Vote' for our old hommie (no pun intended), Lance as he competes on "Dancing With The Stars". For more on season seven, go to ABC.
Each week, all new surprises and twists await viewers. Season seven [Dancing With The Stars] marks the largest cast assembled to date, the oldest and youngest competitors ever, and includes two Olympic Gold medalists, a Grammy®-winning singer, a television legend, an Oscar® winner, and a Super Bowl champion.
Here's proof of our support for our toe tapping amigo (check out the t-shirt) in one of our PSA's:
October 01, 2008
Anne Hathaway Throws In The Towel On Dating
Snake and Fizz are excited about Anne Hathaway's new book, "How To Dump A Convict In Under 4 years". Just having a little fun, Anne, don't get your knickers in a twist. And as far as your ex, tell him not to bend over for the soap! Here are the 'deets' on Anne's dating follies from MSN:
Anne Hathaway may be fine-tuning her guy-dar in the wake of her bust-up from her con artist ex, Raffaello Follieri. The New York Daily News claims she's decided to take a moratorium from men after spending the last four years with the guilty-pleading, locked-up Follieri. "She wants to make good decisions in her next relationship," says an insider.
...Well, she's doing a bang up job so far! Here are some more hot pix of Anne.
