(Snake and Fizz are rockstars and the twisted wankers behind this site. Follow them on Twitter.)
Booze
January 20, 2012
March 09, 2011
March 06, 2011
September 23, 2009
September 03, 2008
Top 5 Hobo Wines
Snake and Fizz are always looking out for our fans, especially in this trying economic climate. As your beverage consultants, we offer these suggestions for inexpensive and effective solutions for your libation needs. We call them Hobo Wines, but one need not be a hobo to enjoy their high alcohol content and delicious, yet simple palate.
Here's our top 5:
5.Cisco. With it's variety of flavors, their original slogan was, "Taste The Rainbow...Then Puke One!"
4.Mad Dog 20/20. The preferred vintage of actual Hobos (so you know it's good!).
3.Night Train. We introduced the N. Train to our old touring mates, G'nR. They wrote a song about it.
2.Thunderbird. There is some debate as to THE original Hobo Wine, but our sources inform us that this is it.
1.Wild Irish Rose. Made from real wild (poisonous) Irish roses. One bottle and you'll agree!
*If you have any others you'd like to add to our list, send Snake and Fizz a picture and a short description. We'll post them next week and you'll be immortalized on our website.
And as upstanding members (BIG 'upstanding members' at that) of the community, we remind our fans that you should never -- under any circumstances -- drink and drive (unless you're too drunk to walk). Watch our PSA below for more details.
May 07, 2008
A Salute: Laura Bush's Party Animals
The U.S. of A. First Lady may seem uptight and overly conservative, but as her daughter Jenna Bush's wedding gets closer, Snake and Fizz like to think back on the two party animals Laura Bush has provided us with: Jenna and Barbara.
Those two crazy twins love them some booze. Let's just hope they heed Snake and Fizz's sage advice on drinking.
April 18, 2008
Richie Sambora's Child Endangerment Romp
Richie Sambora got a DUI last month -- who hasn't, right? Well it appears there was some chick and two children in the car when he was sippin' and weaving in-and-out of traffic. Now our Bon Jovi friend may be facing misdemeanor child endangerment charges.
The 48-year-old musician was stopped after a police officer saw Sambora's black Hummer weaving in traffic. Police say he was arrested without incident after failing a field sobriety test.Authorities haven't released the names of a woman and two girls who were passengers in Sambora's car.
Guess he didn't drive fast enough so as to elude the authorities. How many times do we have to tell you, Richie? Oh, and is cool if we party with your ex-wife this weekend?
Pages
Share
- Share with the World!
