"The Little Rascals": Where Are They Now?

By Snake and Fizz contributor Isaac G.
So, you’re sitting on the shitter eating some Toaster Strudles, and you’re thinking, “what the hell happened to that adorable bunch of kids from that awesome 90’s movie?” Well, wonder no more, my friends, because we got the scoop. And let’s just say that being a child star isn’t always what it is cracked up to be. Just ask Macaulay Culkin. Here is an update:

Buckwheat, before and after:

Yes, it's true. Shortly after leaving the set of America’s most lovable little vagabonds, Buckwheat went straight to the rock. But despite some setbacks, Buckwheat hasn’t abandoned his love for the arts. You can currently catch him performing street theater in Venice were he will be reprising his role as “Passed Out and Shitfaced On The Sidewalk.” He even changed his signature catch-phrase to: “O-tay! My spaceship broke and I need some spare parts.”

Darla, before and after:

It’s no surprise that Darla turned into a boozing slut-train. Sources close to the set say that she would dish out hug-jobs left and right. Even Froggy (the awkward ginger with the raspy voice) said: “Yeah. I held hands with her once, but she wasn’t that good, so I hit and quit it. But that’s what I do, I’m a hustler.” You can currently catch Darla hanging out at Wal-Mart around 2 AM.

Alfalfa, before and after:

I bet you thought that the kid with the dong on his head was destined for great things. Turns out that being a star in a hit family film doesn’t qualify you for jack. Alfalfa abandoned the glitz of Hollywood after getting rejected for a role as an extra in Braveheart 2. He currently attends Sepulveda Online University where he is working on his master’s degree in cardboard street marketing.

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