(This dude could use some Head & Shoulders.)
By Snake & Fizz contributor, Jerry Lucio.
"Wow, that smells good, what shampoo is that?" said the guppy to another guppy.
Why would you pour shampoo in a fish tank to prove that it has toxic chemicals that would kill guppies? Because you can. And that's what a Danish reporter, Lisbeth Koelster, did for a consumer affairs show back in 2004. Well your sins will find you out, because yesterday she was convicted of animal cruelty charges in Denmark. I guess the Statute of Limitations had passed -- so no jail time -- but her conditions of probation are bad enough.
They are as follows:
-- No fishing (of course). She also cannot own fish of any kind.
-- No shampoo of any kind in her possession for the next three years. That'll definitely increase her sex life, I'm sure.
-- 25 hours of community service at her nearest aquarium, which includes but not limited to washing the shark tanks while on her period.
-- She can not conduct product experiments without consulting with PETA or at least with someone claiming to have common sense.
-- She must watching the below video.
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