Snake & Fizz: Rock Star Diaries

Happy Halloween, Bitches!

(Some bloke from our last Halloween bash.)

It's that time of year again, when we put on a pair of Mickey Mouse ears, drink a pint and wake up with some sort of feces on our pants. Have a rockstar-style Halloween and try not to get arrested. If you do, we suggest doing it like this (as featured over at Holy Taco).

Dame's Gone Wild: Sexy Halloween Videos

"It's the most wonderful time of the year!" If you like your birds scantily clad in the naughtiest and skimpiest of costumes, then Mates, your gonna' love these videos!

Funny Fart Videos...Need We Say More?

In our continued pursuit to provide our fans with the finest in gastrointestinal humor, we submit these fart videos for your enjoyment:

Groupie Of The Week: Bridget The Midget

Here's a hot interview with adult film star, Bridget (aka: Bridget The Midget), after working with Snake and Fizz on their celebrated erotica sensation, "Little Groupie Takes It In The Poopie".

Here's what we had to say on the matter in our interview with EJ Nix:

Team America Puppet Sex Scene

Team America has accomplished their ultimate mission: A steamy sex scene with two puppets! Sit on my face and I'll tell you lies, Baby!

Five Crayon Colors We Need

Know how crayon colors now all have names that are not colors, like steel and pine? We miss the days when colors went by names such as, red and yellow. Back when violet was the "rogue" color in the box. But since those days are gone, we decided to help the crayon companies by suggesting some names that actually make sense for today's consumer.

Menstruation

 

While none of us have actually seen this color -- nor want to -- we imagine it is a color with shades like no other.

Things to color: Raspberry ice cream cones

Burnt Anus Orange

Anyone who has every eaten at a cantina south of the border knows this is a legitimate color.

Things to color: Daphne's hair (from Scooby Doo)

Viking This needs to be a color because how awesome would it be for someone to come over the grocery store's P.A. system with, "Attention: if you are the owner of a viking Dodge Ram, you left your lights on."

Things to color: The capes of superheroes, fruit

S&F's Movie Of The Week: Role Models

Snake and Fizz's movie pick of the week is Role Models. Check out the trailer...  

Snake and Fizz give, Role Models two bottles up!

Babies + Poisonous Snakes=Good Parenting!

You always hate to see this. A people-loving King Cobra going about it's business and just for kicks, some couple decides to torment the poor reptile with their obnoxious child! 

 

Isn't there an Animal Rights organization in the area or do Snake and Fizz have to do it all themselves? Okay, fine, here's our Animal Rights PSA. Because poisonous snakes are people to (or something like that). 

The Mating Dance of the Guido

Another Reason Fat Chicks Shouldn't Wear Thongs

Sure this happened a while ago, but it's lesson still holds true.

Link To Nude Celebs

Treat yourself today: Click here (unfortunately, no nude pics of Snake and Fizz).

Video Focus (Live Version): Mini Kiss

Nothing beats a midget...except for midgets with guitars, drums and face paint.

Early Weekend Party Checklist

Many of you have come to us in the past for advice on throwing the best parties. We figured it was time to provide a visual aid along with our preferred party checklist.

Fat Dude -- Check

Fat Dude Who Can "Sky" Ninja-Style -- Check

Fat Dude with Shirt Open and Wearing a Tie -- Check

Computer Code Projected Onto Wall -- Check

Roll of Printing Paper (Stolen from Local Wendy's Cash Register) -- Check

Bling Hanging on School Backpack -- Check

Dainty Tablecloth with Rocking Horse Pattern -- Check

Elijah Wood Hanging Out in the Background -- Check

Dual-Colored Mangina Showing Through Rip in Crotch -- Check

Note: Party Douchebags can be found in prep schools and hanging out in the Applebee's parking lot.

Pedophile Beards

Ghosts, Demon Babies, Tree People and Other Weird Crap

To welcome in the spooky season, here's a few videos of ghosts, demon babies, tree people, and a bunch of other weird crap to keep your mind off of the true horror that is the U.S. economy!  

Wonder why she's not breast feeding?  

That's funny, he was feeling just VINE a couple weeks ago!

Oh, Those Crazy Celebrities!

Seems we can never get enough of celebrities freaking-out on camera. Well, this montage is a doozy!

 

And speaking of freak-outs, even your idols, Snake and Fizz have had there moments. This is us getting booted by some wanker during a recording session. Don't worry fans, we've recently made up with our friends over at the recording studio (Luscious Liz, our #1 groupie, can be very convincing with a bottle of cheap bourbon and a sturdy pair of knee pads!)

Ringo Starr's Busy, Busy Life

Appears the wind-up doll of a drummer from the Fab Four just cannot take any more time to read the two pieces of fan mail he gets every month. "I'm warning you...with peace and love, of course."

This Monkey's Favorite Team? The Yankees!

"Mommy, what's that monkey doing?"

Groupie(s) of the Week: Moms With Twins Edition

The King's daughter has large twins -- well, larger than the average weight for newborn twins. MSN has the scoop:

Lisa Marie gave birth by C-section at 2:46pm. The babies weighed 5 pounds, 15 ounces and 5 pounds, 2 ounces. The newborns and mom are happy and healthy and resting at home.

Not that we're claiming Lisa Marie Presley looks anything other than her pop in drag, but we'd be remiss not to take this opportunity to flash some pics of other celebs -- and hot ones, at that -- who pushed twins out of their canals. Enjoy.

Angelina Jolie

Jane Seymour

More twins after the jump.

Athletes Are Dumb

Because people getting hurt by being stupid is good comedy (via Fail Blog).