Know how crayon colors now all have names that are not colors, like steel and pine? We miss the days when colors went by names such as, red and yellow. Back when violet was the "rogue" color in the box. But since those days are gone, we decided to help the crayon companies by suggesting some names that actually make sense for today's consumer.
Menstruation
While none of us have actually seen this color -- nor want to -- we imagine it is a color with shades like no other.
Things to color: Raspberry ice cream cones
Burnt Anus Orange
Anyone who has every eaten at a cantina south of the border knows this is a legitimate color.
Things to color: Daphne's hair (from Scooby Doo)
Viking
This needs to be a color because how awesome would it be for someone to come over the grocery store's P.A. system with, "Attention: if you are the owner of a viking Dodge Ram, you left your lights on."
Things to color: The capes of superheroes, fruit
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Sure this happened a while ago, but it's lesson still holds true.
The King's daughter has large twins -- well, larger than the average weight for newborn twins. MSN has the scoop:
Lisa Marie gave birth by C-section at 2:46pm. The babies weighed 5 pounds, 15 ounces and 5 pounds, 2 ounces. The newborns and mom are happy and healthy and resting at home.
Not that we're claiming Lisa Marie Presley looks anything other than her pop in drag, but we'd be remiss not to take this opportunity to flash some pics of other celebs -- and hot ones, at that -- who pushed twins out of their canals. Enjoy.
Angelina Jolie
Jane Seymour
More twins after the jump.
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