Many of you have come to us in the past for advice on throwing the best parties. We figured it was time to provide a visual aid along with our preferred party checklist.
Fat Dude -- Check
Fat Dude Who Can "Sky" Ninja-Style -- Check
Fat Dude with Shirt Open and Wearing a Tie -- Check
Computer Code Projected Onto Wall -- Check
Roll of Printing Paper (Stolen from Local Wendy's Cash Register) -- Check
Bling Hanging on School Backpack -- Check
Dainty Tablecloth with Rocking Horse Pattern -- Check
Elijah Wood Hanging Out in the Background -- Check
Dual-Colored Mangina Showing Through Rip in Crotch -- Check
Note: Party Douchebags can be found in prep schools and hanging out in the Applebee's parking lot.
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