Snake & Fizz: Rock Star Diaries

Fun With Google Images: Man Boobs

Today's Fun with Google Images phrase is: Man Boobs.

Fat People, Unite!

So tonight, the blokes at ABC aired a brilliant show entitled "Half Their Size: The People Magazine Weight Loss Challenge". The show's title indicates fat people will end up weighing half their size after several months of dieting and exercise (FYI, they don't).

Well, Snake and Fizz would like to be the first to congratulate the eight food-loving people who participated in the challenge. We have seen the before and after pictures. The most impressive was the dame who lost 23 pounds in a mere seven months of hard work. What determination!

Hats off to you, large ones. You have gone from being morbidly obese to just being really fat. Be proud!

S&F's Top 10 Naughtiest Halloween Costumes

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right mates, it's that time of the year, when women across the country whore it up for the holidays. So here's S&F's Top 10 Naughtiest Halloween Costumes:

10. Does Cowgirl need a ride?

9. French Maid...Need we say more?

8. ARRRR! You'll Have a boner says I!

More after the hump ...uh, jump.

S&F Sports: Victoria vs Trish Stratus

As you all know, Snake & Fizz are sports enthusiasts and nothing celebrates the spirit of true athleticism like two hot dames rolling around in their skimpy undergarments!

The Greatest Show On TV: The L Word

Snake and Fizz support a woman's right to choose...

...to bone another woman!

From the Guys Who Did "Pete's Dragon"...

Another genius find from our friends at Holy Taco.

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Video Blast from the Past: Kiss

"Lick It Up" -- oh, if we only had a dime. This Video Blast from the Past features Kiss without the face paint and with Gene Simmons trying to win a staring contest with the cameraman. Enjoy.

Clay Aiken Confirms His Gayness

How could this man be gay?

This ranks up there with the revelation of Deep Throat's identity and who shot J.R. on "Dallas". We're speechless to learn that the uber macho sex machine, Clay Aiken, is gay afterall. So says MSN:

The cover of the latest People magazine shows Aiken holding his infant son, Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: "Yes, I'm Gay." The cover also has the quote: "I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things."

At least when little Parker is getting his ass kicked in high school, he won't have to lie about who bloodied his nose or hide things -- like the turd stuck to his forehead from the swirly he'll receive on a daily basis.

He no doubt will be wishing he was invisible (see what we did there, Kids?).

Chick Rides Bike Naked...For Peace

Give piece a chance.

Naked cyclist turns heads in Portland

Breast Video

Little known fact: breast feeding until you're 15 is legal in 26 states.

Greatest line from the video: "It's better than mango, even."

S&F Protest Brothel Laws Banning Sorority Houses

Don't worry fans, Snake and Fizz assume their cicvic duty and are up in arms with any community that would inhibit the maturation process of these fine upstanding young women.

There was some kind of a story here, but let's be honest, we don't really need an excuse to show a bunch of hot sorority chicks. Regardless, here's some gibberish from MSN.

Some communities do have zoning regulations that prohibit more than a certain number of unrelated people from sharing a residence, but they have nothing to do with brothels, which are identified by their function, not by the number of people residing within. Furthermore, student housing such as fraternity and sorority houses are generally exempt from such restrictions.

"Upon Every Kappa house there is a shiny key...

...and upon every Kappa girl is a dirty ROCKSTAR like me." (Lyrics from "Sorority Girl Shake", by Snake and Fizz of Golden Shower)

Breaking News: Mozart Cuts a New Track!

"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"

So, some French museum has found a piece of music written by Mozart that has never been heard before. Being that they are French gives us pause, but here's the story anyway from MSN:

Ulrich Leisinger, head of research at the International Mozarteum Foundation in Salzburg, Austria, said there is no doubt that the single sheet was written by the composer.

"This is absolutely new," Leisinger said in a telephone interview. "We have new music here."

"His handwriting is absolutely clearly identifiable," he added. "There's no doubt that this is an original piece handwritten by Mozart."

The work, described as the preliminary draft of a musical composition, was found by a library in Nantes in western France as staff were going through its archives. Leisinger says the library contacted his foundation for help authenticating the work.

Luckily, Snake and Fizz are at the top of the music game and we gained access to the first recording of this piece of music. Here is what it sounds like.

Miley Cyrus: Lead Her Not Into Temptation

Lead her not into temptation...

...Too late! Amongst the waves of scandalous photos and gossip, the young puritan is trying to spit shine her image with a trip to the Big Man's casa. However, it might be challenging with knickers model, Justin Gaston, draped around her. Check out MSN for all of the sinful details.

When it comes to wholesome celebrity photo ops, nothing beats a family trip to church. But if Miley Cyrus was praying for an extra dash of PR, she got it by adding a side of beefcake to the squeaky-clean mix.

Here's some racy photos which were "allegedly" taken during a raucous party night with Miley and her Uncles Snake and Fizz...we have no comment at this time.

More pics after the jump.

Megan Fox Likes the Ladies

Sometimes a gift from Heaven is given to us. This story about Megan Fox is one such gift. From MSN:

The candid 22-year-old "Transformers" star, who's currently engaged to actor Brian Austin Green, opened up to GQ about her love life, telling the magazine she was once in love with a female stripper. Fox, who appears on the October cover in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," said Fox. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."

Fox said Nikita would do "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads." The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

Fox's publicist, Dominique Appel, confirmed the contents of the GQ report Monday.

Despite the brief relationship with a woman, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," said Fox. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

FYI, that's not a mountain ox we're strangling.

Crocodile Looking For A 'Hand-Out'

In our quest to provide you all of the strange and unusual of the animal kingdom, we call this one, Crocodile looking for a hand-out.

Get it, Fans? "Hand-out"? Snake and Fizz are also savvy to the comedy routine. Nice of that woman in red to give him a hand ...Guess he needed one after that!

(P.S. - Congrats to us for posting our 200th blog!)

J Lo, the Triathlete?

Ever thought you'd see the day that the buxom booty babe's latest gossip would be about her athletic career? Neither did Snake and Fizz! Tis' true, Mates, and who could tell it better than the gossip gurus of People.

Jennifer Lopez had the support of several important men in her life as she successfully competed in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon on Sunday, finishing the ½-mile swim, 18-mile bike ride and 4-mile run in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 28 seconds.

Go get 'em temptress of the two-piece we're behind you ALLLL the way! Here are some sexy pics (and even more after the jump!).

NY Jets Unable To Beat Pats, Sans Brady

As you all know Snake and Fizz are tight with our mate, Brett Farv (Farf? Farve? Fa-v-r-e? That's how he spells it...really?). So we were shocked Sunday, when he and the Jets were not able to beat the Patriots, sans Brady. For the scoop on the game, check out Fox Sports.

Opportunity sat tantalizingly before the New York Jets Sunday — like a hanging curveball headed for the fat of the bat. Yet, they swung and missed.

Below is a video of the game highlights. Don't worry fans, Snake and Fizz took our mate, Brett, out for a pint or 12 afterwards to help quell the pain and it's like we told him, "life is short...OUR penises are not!" We assured our green and white amigo, he'll bounce back next week.

Video Focus: "Bartender Song" by Rehab

It may just be the "clean" version, but we still love it.

Happy Birthday, Ruben Studdard

Let us be the first to say Happy Birthday to the very un-rock star, Ruben Studdard, who turns 30 tomorrow. You remember the winner from season two of American Idol, don't you?

Yeah, neither do we.

Top Ten Most Rockin' 911 Calls

10. Dude Claims to have been Raped in the Park

Obviously, Burt and Ernie were bored one night and decided to try out Burt's new Indian accent. Unfortunately, the rape in the park story rang a little too true for Ernie.

9. Permission to have Sex with the Homeless

Someone's gotta' get them out of the soup kitchens and into the love pudding.

8. The Song Request

Had he requested some Snake & Fizz, they would've played it.

7. Itchy Balls

If we had a dime...