Snake & Fizz: Rock Star Diaries

Death Pins "Killer" Kowalski

Pro Wrestling legend Walter "Killer" Kowalski has tapped out of the life match. From FOX Sports:

Pro wrestling pioneer Walter "Killer" Kowalski died early Saturday from the effects of a massive heart attack. He was 81.

Kowalski died at Whidden Hospital in Everett, 12 days after his family decided to take him off life support. He had been in critical condition in the hospital since his heart attack on Aug. 8, wife Theresa Kowalski said.

An obituary posted at Weir Mac Cuish Family Funeral Home's Web site said Kowalski began his professional career in 1947 as "Tarzan" Kowalski. His hulking 6-foot-7, 275 pound frame and a brutal wrestling style soon earned him a nickname "Killer."

Kowalski began to be known as a villain after hurting Yukon Eric during a match in Montreal in 1954.

We've always enjoyed a good body slam or two and Killer was one of our favorites. Now he has gone on to that great turnbuckle in the sky where he and Andre the Giant will join up to compete for the Afterlife Tag Team Championship belts.

Hot For VP!

Snake and Fizz are always keeping abreast of politics...and we're loving politic's new breasts, as Sarah Palin was named McCain's new running mate -- and what a mate she'd make! Check out One News for more about the foxy governor.

Palin's conservative credentials, including strong anti-abortion views and a record of confronting entrenched interests during less than two years as governor of Alaska, energised conservatives, who poured money into the campaign.

We'll be punching our ballots all night long for you, Sarah!

Video Focus: Pink

She may look like a young Bridgette Nielsen, but seriously, she would break it off...and that's fantastic.

New AC/DC Track: Rock 'n Roll Train

Our pals are back and doing what they do best. The song premiered in New York City on Thursday morning and is being played constantly on every station now. Enjoy.

Quick Link: Most Iconic Dive Bars

We've been known to spend months in a dive bar or two, surviving on nothing but Juicy Fruit and Guiness. So on that note, click on the link below to check out a solid list of our favorites.

Most Iconic Dive Bars

David Duchovny's X-Rated Files

What? Is this weird for you?

Ever think David Duchovny was a perv? Maybe you were onto something, Sherlock. From MSN, via People:

David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, People.com reports.

"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the "Californication" actor tells People.com in an exclusive statement, according to his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein.

The 48-year-old "X-Files" star has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997 and the couple have two children together.

Does this mean Téa might need a lap to cry on? We're just concerned about her feelings.

"I Need More Gay Cowbell!"

Short Version of the Day: The Big Lewbowski

We've all seen the long version and the short version. Let's enjoy the short version again, shall we?

It was said 281 times, but who's counting?

The Real Basketball Diaries

Spelling was never his thang...

Athletics may not be our specialty, but we appreciate a little competition now and then. And we've certainly rubbed elbows with some of the sports world's lamest biggest stars over the years. One of those stars also became a music man after he stopped playing -- we're speaking about Wayman Tisdale, of course.

Unfortunately, Tisdale will now be driven around town by this guy. Here's the scoop from FOX Sports:

Former NBA player Wayman Tisdale had part of his right leg amputated Monday because of bone cancer.

Tisdale, 44, revealed on his Web site that the surgery was scheduled for Monday. His wife, Regina, told The Associated Press on Tuesday night the surgery had taken place as planned.

"Everything went well," she said.

Tisdale, a 6-foot-9 Tulsa native who played for Oklahoma before spending 12 seasons in the NBA with the Indiana Pacers, Sacramento Kings and Phoenix Suns, first learned he had cancerous cyst below his right knee after he broke his leg in a fall at his home in Los Angeles on Feb. 8, 2007.

Tisdale, now an award-winning jazz musician, under went treatment and later had knee replacement surgery and resumed touring. Tisdale was still undergoing chemotherapy when he told the AP in June that "I feel better than ever. I'm excited. I've got a whole new look on life. I look at life on a whole 'nother radar."

Tisdale told the AP that his latest album, "Rebound," was inspired by his ongoing fight against the cancer.

On his Web site, Tisdale said removing a portion of the leg would be the best way to ensure that the cancer would not return.

This caps off a tough half-week for the NBA. Tisdale had his leg sawed off, Kevin Duckworth croaked, and none of the Indiana Pacers got arrested.

Where is the world we used to know?

Britney's Shaved Pussy Video!

Are words even necessary?! This new video is so hot it speaks for itself!

Told you it was hot...sinners!

Super-Dad's Super Power: Shuttin' a Bitch Up!

Snake and Fizz would never advocate abusing a woman...unless the bitch was asking for it!

Relax, that's a joke! We're lovers not fighters, but Alan Pannettiere, father of Heroes star, Hayden Panettiere seems to be of a different opinion. As you may have heard, the Super-HOT Superhero's old-man was hauled in for swatting his wife around (guess she burned the casserole again). Check out the black and blue details on MSN.

Most happy families don't call the police when they squabble, but Hayden Panettiere insists all is hunky-dory despite the Aug. 11 arrest of her father, Alan, on suspicion of striking her mom, Lesley Vogel, in the face during an argument at the family's Los Angeles home.

We can relate to things getting blown out of proportion. Once we "accidentally" shanked a midget with the handle of a spoon. But it was all hunky-dory after he came out of his 12-week medically induced coma.

GnR Gets Douchebag Arrested

Moments before Axl smashed a Coors Light bottle across The Greatest's forehead...

Here's the long and short of it from MSN:

Federal authorities say they have arrested a blogger suspected of streaming songs from Guns N' Roses unreleased album, "Chinese Democracy," on his Web site.

FBI agents arrested 27-year-old Kevin Cogill on Wednesday morning on suspicion of violating federal copyright laws. Federal authorities say Cogill posted nine unreleased Guns N' Roses songs on his Web site in June.

The songs were later removed.

According to an arrest affidavit, Cogill admitted to agents that he posted the songs on his Web site.

Cogill is just a squirrel trying to get a nut, and now his nuts will be "got by squirrels" in the big house. That'll teach you to steal our Rock 'n Roll, Jackass. And according to a recent report, a blogger's average salary is $673.12 per year, so Cogill should have no problem making bail. Godspeed, Bitch of Cell Block D.

No Arms + Booze + Nudity = DUI Party

Sometimes we miss a story that's just pure gold -- not that alcohol would have anything to do with that -- but we still have to post it. This one might rank up there with the trash bag-wearing Darth Vader beating the church people with a crutch after downing a box of wine. From Steinberg Inc, circa 2007:

Romanian police have arrested a naked man with no hands for drink driving.

Officers pulled over his car after seeing it swerving from side to side on a busy road.

They were shocked to find disabled driver Aurel Olteanu, 23, naked in his BMW 3 series in the seaside resort of Mamaia.

Police spokesperson Marius Ghita said: “He had no licence, but told us his he had developed his own special way of driving.

“He said he had been sunbathing on a nudist beach and was travelling home. He had not dressed because he was in a hurry.”

Olteanu who was twice over the legal alcohol limit has been charged with dangerous driving.

Let's break down the fantastic elements in this story:

1) The cop who was quoted was also obviously drinking as well. Or maybe they just talk funny in Romania.

2) If he has no hands, how did he get naked in the first place...or did he just never get dressed after getting his limbs lopped off?

3) Where is the address of said nude beach that embraces limbless mates? That just sounds like a party.

4) How did he get so drunk without being able to lift a glass of booze? That's some monkey-style shit.

5) We're rockstars with our hands and we don't drive a BMW III. How does this bloke get one?

6) Driving with no hands is nothing new. We've been driving with our willies since we were twelve.

7) Where the hell is Romania anyway? Isn't that the magical place where midgets store our nightmares?

At least he has a bitchin' tan now.

Nicolette Sheridan Calls Off Gay Union

That hot chick from the Oscar-winning Beverly Hills Ninja, Nicollette Sheridan, is no longer engaged to Office Space punchline Michael Bolton. Via MSN:

The split was amicable, said Nicole Perna, a publicist for the pair.

The 44-year-old actress and 55-year-old singer have been engaged since March 2006. They first started dating in 1992 and spent five years together, Perna said, then rekindled their romance in 2005.

This would have been Sheridan's first gay marriage since the new law went into effect in California.

#2 of Our 'Animals Getting Boned' Series

Snake and Fizz are of the mind that one can never get enough of animal humping (especially different species). It's all about equal rights for our four-legged amigos. For more on equality for all vermin, check out our court ordered public service announcement.

Cat Takes It in the Face

We all know that kitty was asking for it.

Groupie Of The Week: Bunny Want A Carrot?

Snake and Fizz give two [big] carrots up...WAY UP for our Groupie Of The Week, Anna Faris, and and her new movie, House Bunny. Here are some pictures for your enjoyment (may want an extra box of Kleenex for these!):

Reason to go to Med School

Read closely. Via our mates at Holy Taco.

Ozzy + Jessica Simpson = WTF!?

First of all, we were there and Ozzy gave it to that whore snowman. Secondly, we'd like to give kudos to Osama Bin Terrorist on the piano. And third, Jess, Babe, stop calling our Bat Phone. Oh, and fourthly, there was a weapon involved in the making of this video...just FYI.

Video Blast from the Past: Winger

Why? Because we're drunk right now, Bitches!