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July 2008
July 30, 2008
July 26, 2008
Amy Winehouse Wants Her Husband's Seed
Our favorite cigarette-burned singer, Amy Winehouse, has stated she wants to pop some little druggies out of her womb via her incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. Here's the story from MSN:
"Blake and I can't wait to have kids. I want at least five kids. I want twins," the rickety, substance-susceptible singer yammers to the British edition of OK!. "Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad." "To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults...They've got their heads screwed on a lot better."
Mr. Winehouse is currently serving 27 months for assault and obstruction of justice. He will make a good pop indeed. In fact, we used our special crystal ball to record a conversation between Amy, Blake and their twins:
Twin #1: Mommy, I'm hungry! We haven't eaten in days!
Amy Winehouse: Sniga...smegen...booze.
Blake: 'ere's a mustard packet from KFC. Share some with the other one 'at looks like you.
Twin #1: Thanks, Papa! You're not as bad as Mother!
Amy Winehouse: Pretty...roll...swimmer's snot...
Twin #2: Mommy, what are those holes in your face?
Blake: That's yer Pop's playhouse. Now go play in the cellar.
Twin #2: But the cellar is cold and the rats bite really hard!
Amy Winehouse: My nose just fell off.
July 22, 2008
10 Musicians Who Should Hang It Up
Bored from spanking it all day long? Take a break and check out 10 Musicians Who Should Hang It Up (according to MSN Music). We can think of a few more to add to the list, like the lesbian pictured below...
July 19, 2008
July 17, 2008
Lift One For Our Friend
It sucks more ass than ever that we have to do another tribute so soon, but one of Snake and Fizz's dear friends has passed. She was a great writer, artist, and a beautiful woman -- even though she didn't own up to it. Have one in her memory this weekend and watch this video that was a favorite of hers.
July 15, 2008
July 12, 2008
Bon Jovi's Amazing Stretchy Stomach
As many of you know, Bon Jovi plays Central Park today, which recently caused a stir when a bunch of free tickets given out for the concert were fetching $750 apiece on the street. Anyway, it makes us reminisce when we toured with BJ in the 80's and the rumor was going around that doctors had to pump 20 gallons of gentlemen's relish out of Jon's stomach.
However, that is completely untrue. It was 20 gallons of Dr. Brown's Cream Soda.
Can you blame him? It's delicious.
In other Bon Jovi news...
July 09, 2008
Stallone and 50 Cent: A Birthday Wish
So on MSN they have the headline "What do Sly Stallone and 50 Cent share?" Sure you'd be expecting some story about steroids and one-legged hookers, but when you click on the link, it takes you here, where a subtitle asks, 'who's blowing out the candles this week?'
Appears Stallone turned 62 on the 6th and 50 Cent turned 32 (or about 3.6 years per bullet he has taken). Speaking of blowing...
And that's how you do comedy, People. Over & Out.
July 08, 2008
No Kiss For Madonna & Britney
So maybe Britney Spears won't be joining Madonna on tour afterall.
The pop superstar had reportedly asked Spears to join her on her Sticky + Sweet tour earlier this month in a bid to help the troubled star resurrect her own singing career.But while Spears will appear with Madonna in a short video that will be broadcast on big screens during the show, she will not be taking to the stage with the Material Girl hitmaker, reports the New York Daily News.
The tour is set to kick off on 23 August in Wales.
First of all, Wales blows. Second, this is only disappointing because we won't get more of this:
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