Our favorite cigarette-burned singer, Amy Winehouse, has stated she wants to pop some little druggies out of her womb via her incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. Here's the story from MSN:
"Blake and I can't wait to have kids. I want at least five kids. I want twins," the rickety, substance-susceptible singer yammers to the British edition of OK!. "Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad." "To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults...They've got their heads screwed on a lot better."
Mr. Winehouse is currently serving 27 months for assault and obstruction of justice. He will make a good pop indeed. In fact, we used our special crystal ball to record a conversation between Amy, Blake and their twins:
Twin #1: Mommy, I'm hungry! We haven't eaten in days!
Amy Winehouse: Sniga...smegen...booze.
Blake: 'ere's a mustard packet from KFC. Share some with the other one 'at looks like you.
Twin #1: Thanks, Papa! You're not as bad as Mother!
Amy Winehouse: Pretty...roll...swimmer's snot...
Twin #2: Mommy, what are those holes in your face?
Blake: That's yer Pop's playhouse. Now go play in the cellar.
Twin #2: But the cellar is cold and the rats bite really hard!
Amy Winehouse: My nose just fell off.
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