Top 7 Days of the Week

7. Friday
Terrible television.

6. Wednesday
Why do people insist on making Hump Day jokes?

5. Tuesday
It's just dumb.

3 & 4. Tie: Monday & Saturday
Monday being the worst day is a cliche, but it shouldn't be because it would sound cool as the name of an ice cream sundae. Saturday is alright for fighting, so that ranks high in our book.

2. Thursday
We once witnessed a leprechaun punch a one-eyed hooker on a Thursday. And that's always cool.

1. Sunday
Because that's our fun day.