While dancing is a very un-rock star thing to do, we like dames -- fat dames, skinny dames, dames that climb on rocks...well, maybe not fat dames. What we're saying is we like looking at the ladies on "Dancing With The Stars". Last night's show had some caliente-flavored moves as the celebs grooved the samba and the rumba.
Here are the scores from last night:
Lame-ass singer Mario and Karina Smirnoff: 27
Elvis' hot ex Priscilla Presley and Louis van Amstel: 21
Short actress Marissa Janet Winokur and Tony Dovalani: 24
Some Latino actor Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke: 23
Hearing-challenged Marlee Matlin and Fabian Sanchez: 22
Asian skater Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas: 29
Naked in American Pie Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough: 23
NFL player Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska: 27
None of this means anything to us other than Priscilla Presley is the hottest old dame ever. Also, word has leaked out that Heather Mills will return in the show's finale to do a special dance called "The One-Legged Gold Digger". It should be something special.
I don't know who you think you are, but insulting a woman for a missing apendage due to a serious accident is about the sickest thing anyone can do. I
Posted by: HK | April 15, 2008 at 07:46 PM
I field this one S&F- I think they're actually sticking up for a fellow rocker who gave this gold digging, gimpish whore his heart and she leeched a few dozen million off him for doing what??????
Posted by: jacknife | April 15, 2008 at 07:49 PM
should have named her Eileen (I-Lean)!haha! Tell that last bimbo to shut her mouth, becuase skippy, sorry, Heather, I guarentee does not give two shits about you or anyone, but herself!
Posted by: benny | April 15, 2008 at 07:54 PM
should have named her Eileen (I-Lean)!haha! Tell that last bimbo to shut her mouth, becuase skippy, sorry, Heather, I guarentee does not give two shits about you or anyone, but herself!
Posted by: benny | April 15, 2008 at 07:54 PM
Got to agree with the jack knife on this one-Hk, simmer dwon, we'll make jokes about anyone deserving...Hop-a-long being at the top of that list...go get yourlsef laid!...talk to Cheri
Posted by: steve | April 15, 2008 at 07:57 PM
I heard that...but yes, it's true, email me a picture, I'm picky about my women (asuming you are)
Posted by: cheri Pie | April 15, 2008 at 08:00 PM