"American Idol" will boot another flash in the pan hopeful tonight after the contestants butchered Mariah Carey songs on Tuesday evening -- and seriously, aren't those songs already butchered enough? The wrinkled, overdone female judge of course was nice to everyone and the Biritsh bloke had this to say:
"It was a bit like ordering a hamburger and only getting the bun," Cowell told Brooke White after her performance of Hero. "In other words the vital ingredient, the bit in the middle, was missing."
Well said, you sage wordsmith. Most of the Idol dames got similar scorn, but the three remaining fellas got jolly solid remarks. The loser tonight will be put into a glass box with Ms. Carey herself and subjected to her talking until their head explodes. Seems like a cruel punishment, but it is reality TV nonetheless.
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